- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

women's rights

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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