What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Your mums a potato

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Hello.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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