- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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