Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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OIO

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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