- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

If life gives you lemonade.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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