Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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