- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Religion.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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