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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

whats my name? Matt

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