- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Obama

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

knock knock Goodbye

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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