Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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