- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

wanna hear a joke? yes

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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