- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Nero, sure you are okay?

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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