- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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