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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance