Racial Equality

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Stop. Seriously stop.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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