why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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