- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Women's rights

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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