- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

How about that airline food?

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Turkeys are obese

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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