- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

a chinese man pays the full price

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Fat people

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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