- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

I have a horse.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

sorry got to poo

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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