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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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