- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

* anti-punchline

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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