- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What is 9+10? 19

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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