- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What do you call a black man? Rob

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

If life gives you lemonade.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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