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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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