- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

knock knock Goodbye

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Obama

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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