The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Vagina cream... end of story

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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