What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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