A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Bob Saget

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the WNBA.

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Anti Joke

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