why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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