- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

It got hit by a rocket.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Poker face

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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