- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Your wife died during the delivery.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

womens rights.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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