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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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