Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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