What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

You having friends.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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