- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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