- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's worse than this That :(

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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