Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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