- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Women's rights.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the man die? He was old.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

what is red white and blue? the french flag

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