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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

If life gives you lemonade.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Knock Knock Come in

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