- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

why did the black guy die? cancer

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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