- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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