you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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hi joshua

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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I drive a 'rarri

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were you expecting a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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