- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What is a jew in space? Dead

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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