- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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