A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

XD Jackass.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Women's Rights

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

the midget went to the midget store

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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