- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Sir, your wife is dead

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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