- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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