- Anti Joke

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Vagina cream... end of story

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.