- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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