Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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were you expecting a joke

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I drive a 'rarri

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Llamaworm

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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