- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What? Huh?

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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