- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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