- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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