What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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