Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Anti Joke

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