- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

women's rights

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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