what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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