roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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