Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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