- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Pandas Everywhere!!!

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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