- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

so how about that irline food

Bitch

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

hi joshua

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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