Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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John Cena

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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White men's rights

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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