What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

whats hairy and crys your mom

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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