- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

How do you make a little girl cry?

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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