- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

nolan is gay

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

My Butthole.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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