- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What the hell are you doing?

What is 33 + 1? Penis

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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