Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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