- Anti Joke

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.