How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Rush Limbaugh

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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