Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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