- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

That's illegal What? Your mom

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What's 1+1? 69.

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