- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

I agree

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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