Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

The cream, it is coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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