How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

How do you make a car? You build it.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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