- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Wait! hundred billions!

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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