Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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How old are you? 7

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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