So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

I am a women

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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