What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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I agree

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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