- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How do you make a car? You build it.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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