- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

And Stephen Hawking said.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??