Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Blacks

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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