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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

richard is fag

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer