- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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