- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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