- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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