Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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You having friends.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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