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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Christ is a conspiracy

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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