- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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