whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Justin beiber..

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Gus's mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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