- Anti Joke

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

aodhan hearty

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation