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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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