- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

I had friends on the Death Star.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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