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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What stops a train? A missile

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.