- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A hill billy went fishing

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Dumbledore dies.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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