Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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