Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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XD Jackass.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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