What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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eh

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Neither did she.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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