Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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whats a joke

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Lololol

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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