- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Racial Equality

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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