- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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