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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head