What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Set up Punch line.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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My spelling is horrible

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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