- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What do you call an arab ?

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

whats brown and sticky a stick

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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