women's rights

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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