- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

My spelling is horrible

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Set up Punch line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.