- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Racial Equality

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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