A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

F? No k

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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