- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

You were born.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

ur an fagit

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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