- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Neither did she.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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