Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

I like the color potato.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

I named my son ps2 controller

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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