What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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whats a joke

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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