- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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