What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Black people having a Job.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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