- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

I like school Said no one ever.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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