- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

This is funny.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A bar walks into a man

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

hi

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

This is an anti-joke.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

oh hey.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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