Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Donald Trump

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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