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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christ is a conspiracy

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What do u call a cripple Biv

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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