- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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