Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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