What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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