- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Im gay What about you

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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