- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

A man penetrates another man.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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