What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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