A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Women's Rights

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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