- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

a man walked into a bar and said ow

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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