Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Anti Joke

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