what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Roses are blue Colton is gay

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Who invented apple? God

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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