My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

YEAH THEY DO!

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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