- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Wolfjob.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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