- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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