- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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