- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

WILLY

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Fat people

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A seal walks into a club.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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