- Anti Joke

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Half life 3 confirmed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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