A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

hola said the chinese man

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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A guy walks into a bar

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Your life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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