two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Womens rights

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