- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

NASCAR

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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