i have yougurt mit traktor

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

whats a joke

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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