Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Fat people

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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