- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Gus's mom

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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