if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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your mom is so fat.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Anti Joke

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