- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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