What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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