In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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