- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

nolan is gay

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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