There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Im gay What about you

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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