Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

salad days!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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