Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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binladin walks into the american seals

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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