- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Womens rights

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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