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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How old is victor? Half past dead

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

AIDS.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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