- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

wael.. nuff said

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Dwight Howard

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??