Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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