Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Your Mom

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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