- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

I just threw up..In my pants.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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