Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Anti Joke

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