- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

And you honored it I see :P

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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