- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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