Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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women's rights

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Anti Joke

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