- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

mexicans fishing

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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