- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Womens basketball

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Your mom.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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