If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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