- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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