The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

guest what i love pancakes

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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