A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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You having friends.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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