Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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