- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why? Why not?

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Seven

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

I forgot what i was gonna say

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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