What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Amazing

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

mitchell palmer sucks

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

guess what>? your mum lol

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Hello penis

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

LOL

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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