A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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