- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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