- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Want to hear a joke? No.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What? Huh?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

A cat playing laser tag.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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