- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did the old man say? Im old

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Mitt Romney

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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