How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Kys

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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