- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

what do you call a black guy african american

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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