A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Everybody will die

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Hello.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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