What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Asians

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why can't february march Because april may

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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