- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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