- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Face...the other white meat!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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