You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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