What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Liverpool City Football Club

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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