A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Asians

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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no really what are ur names?

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Anti Joke

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