- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Face...the other white meat!

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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