Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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