What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

your mom is so fat.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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