- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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