- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What do black people eat? Food.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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