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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

You bumder!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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