- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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