4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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123 f*ck off

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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