Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

i just wrote this so hard

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

My Butthole.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

watch me nae nae

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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