- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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