Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Knock, Knock! Go away!

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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