- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

what's black and can't swim?

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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