A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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AIDS.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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