Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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