- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Knock knock Shut up

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

whats brown and booky a book.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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