- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

whats up and also down? your mum

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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