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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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