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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Your dads dead. lol

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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