Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

The WPGA tour

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

I'm hungry.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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