- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face Hunter is scum

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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