- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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