- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

You dropped something.... Yo lip

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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