- Anti Joke

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

obama

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.