Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Women's rights

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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