Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A mormon walks into a bar.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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