- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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