- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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