What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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