- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Sex

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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