What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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don't read this

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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