What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How do you end a sentence

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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