- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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