a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Japan

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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