Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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kill yourself

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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