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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

did you stub your toe?

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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