- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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