- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

My parents died!

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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