- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Japan

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

think twice or at least think

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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