"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

knock knock go away!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

when debbie meets downer

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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