- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What do you call an blank test? an F

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

world society

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Steven hawkings shook my hand

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